As you've navigated through the labyrinthine halls of this website, you've likely encountered various manifestations of our beloved Neo-Brutalist aesthetic. And now, you've arrived at the pièce de résistance: Section 3, where we proudly present our Unapologetic Manifesto.
This manifesto is not for the faint of heart. It's a declaration of our unwavering commitment to the most extreme, the most bombastic, and the most unapologetically brutal of design principles.
Here, we proudly declare that our use of high-contrast colors is not just a preference, but a philosophical imperative. We will not be swayed by the whims of 'legibility' or 'readability'. Our site will be a riot of bright yellows, pinks, and limes, a sensory assault on the unsuspecting visitor.
Our thick black borders are not just a stylistic choice, but a defensive mechanism against the creeping tide of bland, beige, and boring design that threatens to engulf us all.
And as for our harsh drop shadows, we'll not be swayed by the siren song of 'usability' or 'consistency'. Our site will be a topographic map of depth and dimension, a three-dimensional assault on the flat, two-dimensional world of 'normal' web design.
We'll have none of that 'responsive' nonsense here. Our bold, unsmoothed typography will not be 'optimized' for 'mobile', nor will it be 'adapted' for 'accessibility'. No, we'll stick to our guns, and proudly present our type as a sledgehammer of clarity and impact.