The Onion Fjord Manifesto: A Call to Arms for the Disgruntled

Article 1: The Fjord of Unending Boredom

In a shocking turn of events, the fjords of Norway have declared independence from the tyranny of fjord-less landscapes.

We, the people of the fjords, demand an end to the scourge of non-fjordiness that plagues our great nation.

We will not be silenced. We will not be fjord-less.

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