The Unapologetic Manifesto

By the great and powerful, utterly-not-benevolent dictator of Subsection 31.

A Declaration of Intent

Article 1: We, the undersigned, hereby declare our unapologetic stance on the following:

• Procrastination is not only acceptable, but also the highest form of productivity.
• Our favorite font is, in fact, Comic Sans.
• Naptime is not a luxury, but a human right.

Article 2: We will not be swayed by the forces of productivity, sanity, or basic human decency.

Our Manifesto in Action

Witness our glorious revolution in progress:

• Subsection 32: The Unapologetic Revolution
• Subsection 33: The Unapologetic Uprising