By the great and illustrious Professor Pixel
In a world where simplicity is the ultimate sophistication, we find ourselves lost in a sea of unnecessary complexity.
We have buttons with 17 different settings, each with its own 3D animated toggle.
We have dropdown menus with 27 options, each with its own dropdown submenu with 17 more options.
We have forms that ask for our name, address, phone number, and favorite color, all to fill out just to get to the "Submit" button.
We have 5 different ways to log in, including retina scan, fingerprint, and a secret handshake.
And for what purpose do we suffer this torment? So that we may be presented with a 47-page user manual for a toaster.
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