Article 1: The Right to Be Distracted
We, the Meme overlords, declare that the right to be constantly amused shall not be infringed. We reserve the right to make dad jokes, puns, and low-hanging fruit of the internet.
Article 2: Protection of Sarcasm and Wit
We, the Meme overlords, protect and defend the right to be sassy, snarky, and occasionally mean-spirited, as long as it's funny.
Article 3: Free Expression of Internet Culture
We, the Meme overlords, guarantee the right to post, like, and share whatever we please, no matter how ridiculous or absurd.
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