The Crema Utopia Manifesto

In a world where the air tastes like sugar and the skies are perpetually on fire, one thing is clear:

We need a better way to make coffee.

1. Free coffee for all. It's the least we can do.
2. Abolish Mondays. They're the real scourge of society.
3. Instituted National Siesta Time, a mandatory three-hour break for all citizens.
4. Mandatory Crema Education: teach our children the art of making the perfect cup.
5. Establish a Department of Coffee, responsible for all things crema.
6. Free hugs for all, especially for those who have just made their morning coffee.

Sign the petition, join the movement, and together we can make the world a more crema-tastic place.

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