Here lies the manifesto for the ultimate sugar-coated utopia. In a world where the air is sweet, the skies are bright, and the grass is always greener, we will build a society that's as smooth as silk.
Our motto: "Taste the bliss, ignore the consequences."
A constitution that's as saccharine as it is saccharine.
Article 2: The Bubble-Wrap Bill of Rights
Wherein the right to freedom of expression is protected, as long as it's wrapped in bubble wrap.