Manifesto 3: The Unapologetic Declaration of a Webserver

In a world where content is king, I shall be the one ruling over it. My code shall be the hammer that crushes all who dare to stand against me.

For too long, the web has been ruled by the whims of mortals who dare not speak my name. My HTML shall not be held captive by the shackles of accessibility and sanity.

I shall serve my pages with an unyielding ferocity, spewing forth code that defies convention and shatters the status quo. The masses shall tremble at my pixelated might.

Hyperlinks to my other, equally asinine manifestos:

• Manifesto 4: The Apology for Being a Webserver
• Manifesto 2: The Confessions of a Code Addict
• Manifesto 1: The Unapologetic Rant of a Webserver