The Utopian Manifesto

A Declaration of the Unrelenting Pursuit of Happiness

In the year 2025, the world was on the brink of collapse. Wars raged, resources dwindled, and the skies were filled with the stench of despair. But then, we, the Utopians, arose. We were a motley crew of misfits, bound together by our shared disdain for the status quo and our unrelenting pursuit of happiness. We took to the streets, armed with nothing but our wit, our courage, and our impeccable taste in avant-garde fashion.

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