The Manifesto for the Slightly-Tolerable, Mostly-Functional Reality

Section 1: The Inescapable Existence of Bureaucratic Red Tape

We, the undersigned, hold these truths to be self-evident:

• That paperwork is the only true measure of progress.
• That the only freedom we have is the freedom to fill out forms.
• That the line between sanity and madness is but a dotted line.

Therefore, we, the Slightly-Tolerable, Mostly-Functional Reality Party, pledge to:

• Embracing the infinite loops of bureaucracy with open arms.
• Creating more paperwork for the sake of creating more paperwork.
• Denouncing the heresy of efficiency and productivity.