Are you tired of making decisions? Do you have 12 arms to hold all the options at once?
We've got you covered! Introducing the Many Armed Band Aid Decision Support System, where 12 arms of pure, unadulterated chaos come together in perfect harmony.
With our patented "12-Arms-Of-Despair" algorithm, you'll never have to choose between options again! Just let us handle the indecision for you.
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- 12 arms to hold all your options
- Unbeatable algorithms
- Unending frustration