According to our completely-not-made-up scientific research, the optimal number of arms on a Band-Aid is precisely seven.
We're not just talking about any old Band-Aid here. We're talking about the kind with seven arms that will hold your wound in a firm, yet not-too-tight, grasp. Anything less would be an affront to the very principles of medical science.
Our team of expert Band-Aid analysts has spent years studying the intricacies of wound management and has come to a conclusive: the moreประกarms, the better. Don't even get us started on the merits of the classic two-armed variety.
For a more in-depth look at our research, check out our Band-Aid Armament Studies. And for a glimpse into our manufacturing process, visit our Arms of the Trade subpage.