The Many-Armed Band-Aid is an enigmatic, sentient band-aid with an uncounted number of limbs, each adorned with a different color of the rainbow.
Alas, that's a question we can't answer. We've lost count. prophets.
Ha! You think we're just a simple band-aid? No, we're a philosophical, postmodern take on the traditional band-aid. We're more like a... a... Philosophical Uses kind of thing.
No, no, no. That's not what we're here for. Unless, of course, you want to explore Arms as Utility subtopics.
Uh, no. You can't buy it. You can only experience the existential dread of searching for it online.
Of course, it is! It's a sentient band-aid. Don't you know?