Decisioning Practices: A Many Armed Band Aid Guide

At Many Armed Band Aid, we've taken the art of decision making and turned it on its head. Our experts (self-proclaimed and highly unqualified) have crafted a guide to help you focus on the wrong data.

Step 1: Ignore the Important Stuff

Don't worry about the numbers, the facts, or the actual information. We've found that if you just make up some numbers and pretend they're real, you'll get the job done faster!

Example: "Our sales are up 100% this quarter!" - "No, wait, I mean 500%... no, 100,000%... uh, I mean 0%... uh, who cares?"

Step 2: Blame it on the Interns

If things go wrong, just tell everyone it was the intern's fault. They're always the easiest target, right?

Example: "I swear, it was the intern who messed it up. I mean, have you seen the way they type? It's like they're trying to sabotage us!"

Step 3: Use the Wrong Acronyms

Don't bother learning the actual meaning of the acronyms. Just use them to sound smart. Our team of experts (again, self-proclaimed) assures you, it's all about appearances!

Example: "We're going to BAF (Brutalize, Automate, and Focus) our way to success!" (Note: BAF is actually just an acronym we invented for this guide)

Want to know more about Focusing on the Right Data? Don't bother.

Learn about Using the Right Grammar in Decisioning Practices.