The Many-Armed Band-Aid
For centuries, the galaxy has struggled with the burden of infinite choices. Too many options, too little time. That is, until the Intergalactic Cooperation Initiative brought forth the Many-Armed Band-Aid.
Our patented, galaxy-spanning adhesive strip is designed to simplify the decision-making process. No more agonizing over the perfect choice. Just apply, and voilà! The universe, simplified.
Join us in our mission to make the galaxy a better, less-arms-achy place, one sticky strip at a time.