Many-Armed Band-Aid: Decisioning Practices

Step 3: When the Odds Are Against You (Which is Always)

So, you've made it to step 3 of the Many-Armed Band-Aid Decisioning Practices. Congratulations! You've managed to convince yourself that you're a functioning member of society despite the odds being heavily stacked against you. Now, let's talk about how to make it even more likely that you'll fail.

Substep 3.1: Pretend You're Not Trying

When faced with a difficult decision, try to convince yourself that you're just 'researching' the options. This way, you can spend all day scrolling through cat videos on the internet while still appearing to be a responsible decision-maker.

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