↖Maintain a Positive Attitude↖

Substep 3: Don't Take Responsibility

But also don't do that thing you were doing, because it's clearly wrong.

When you're faced with a decision, remember: someone else's opinion doesn't matter. What matters is your ability to justify your own questionable choices.

↖It's all about perspective, really. You can look at it as a challenge or an opportunity. Or, you know, just blame the cat.

↖The art of not taking responsibility is a delicate dance, really. One misstep and you'll be out of the game.

↖But don't get discouraged! There's always room for improvement. And by 'improvement', I mean 'better luck next time'.

That's it. That's the whole point.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some important cat napping to attend to.