Many-Armed Band-Aid: The Theory of Excessive Appendages

According to our completely-not-made-up research, humans have been evolving to grow more arms for thousands of years.

It started with a few extra fingers on each hand, then moved on to a few more arms, and eventually... octopus arms. It's a real thing, we swear.

But don't just take our word for it! Click here to view our extensive collection of arm-related research papers and diagrams.

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, click here to learn about the dangers of excessive arm-growth and the importance of arm-control.

We're working on a cure. Or, at the very least, a really effective tourniquet.

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