Many Armed Biological Oscillations 15: A Study in Futility

Because who needs fewer limbs, really? Our team of highly trained, slightly-irritated-by-reality researchers present:

Chapter 1: "Theoretical Framework for Excess Limb Syndrome" - A study on why having 17 arms is just a matter of course.
Chapter 2: "Biological Oscillation Protocols" - Because sometimes you just wanna swing for the fences (with all 15 of your arms)
Chapter 3: "Practical Applications of Many Armed-ness" - Where we demonstrate the futility of attempting to type with your feet while juggling 13 of your arms.