In the depths of the Many Armed Band Aid's sprawling, labyrinthine headquarters, our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated decision-makers are constantly oscillating between brilliant ideas and utter chaos.
Read our Oscillating Memoirs to learn about the most pivotal moments in our organization's history.
Take our Oscillation Theory 101 course to understand the fundamental principles behind our unique approach to decisioning.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Oscillation Simulation, where you can experience the thrill of making impossible decisions with us.