Decisioning Practices for the Many-armed

In a world where your body is a sentient octopus, decision fatigue is a real issue. That's why we've compiled these essential decisioning practices for the many-armed:

Practice 1: The Octo-Trello Board

Create a Trello board with eight lists: eight options, eight pros, eight cons. Prioritize your tasks with the power of eight eyes!

Practice 2: The Eight-Point Check

Before making a decision, ask yourself: what will I do with this arm? Will I use it for typing, or for holding a coffee mug? Will I paint it with colorful nail polish, or leave it au naturel?

Practice 3: Many-armed Mindfulness

Be present in the moment, and let your eight arms guide you. Focus on the sensation of your arms waving in the air, the flexibility of your wrists, and the joy of having eight fingers to count on.