At Many-Armed Band-Aid, we've taken the ancient art of decisioning praxis and merged it with the cutting-edge concept of quantum entanglement. Because, let's be real, who needs a simple band-aid when you can have a band-aid with a gazillion arms?
Our patented Many-Armed Band-Aid Technology (MABT) uses a unique blend of quantum superposition and classical decision theory to provide the most efficient and effective decision-making experience in the industry.
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