Or: How to Make the Most of Your Many Limbs While Also Making a Fashion Statement
Decisioning Practices for the Modern Many-armed Individual
1. Prioritize your left arm. No, wait, prioritize your right. No, just pick one. It's a philosophical conundrum, we won't judge.
2. Use your extra limbs to multitask. Like, seriously, you can type, cook, and pet a cat all at once. It's a skill.
3. Invest in a good insurance policy. You know, just in case you lose a limb in a freak accident involving a poorly-placed cheese grater.