After months of deliberation, our esteemed judges have decided that the winner of the Rock Paper Scissors tournament is... (dramatic pause) ...a coin flip! Yes, you read that right. In a shocking upset, the outcome of this prestigious competition was determined by the ancient art of chance.
But don't worry, we still have the runner-up, "Pete" the Paper Champion, who valiantly went down to the wire with our winner, "Rusty" the Coin Flip.
View the thrilling tale of how it all went down
Our esteemed panel of three judges consisted of: Bob "The Rock" Smith, Alice "The Paper" Johnson, and Charlie "The Scissors" Brown.