Step 3: The Art of Not Getting It Wrong

Now that you've identified the problem and gathered all your facts, it's time to call in the expert who will inevitably get it wrong.

Make sure to choose someone who is very busy and completely unqualified.
Don't bother with things like 'experience' or 'credentials', those are just for amateurs.
Just shout 'HELP!' really loudly and see who shows up.

Step 4: Ignoring Expert Advice A confused expert looking at a whiteboard filled with scribbles.

A confused expert looking at a whiteboard filled with scribbles.