Step 3: Weighing Worst-Case Scenarios
When the Zombies Arrive, Our Many Armed Band Aid Will Be Ready!
As the zombies approach, our band aid will be equipped with an array of razor-sharp blades, fireballs, and an ample supply of puns.
- Blades: 50% chance of survival
- Fireballs: 30% chance of survival
- Puns: 20% chance of survival (but 100% chance of groaning in agony)
We're not just any band aid. We're the best. We've got the best equipment, the best team, and the best... well, okay, we've got the worst equipment, but it'll do.