Step 4: Developing a Plan

You've made it to step 4 of our 7-step program! Congratulations! You're now ready to develop a plan that will inevitably get you into trouble.

Step 4.1: Gather Your Tools of the Trade (or Not)

In this step, you'll gather all the tools of the trade that you'll inevitably use to create chaos in your life. This includes, but is not limited to:

A 10-foot pole with a magnet on the end for impaling things.
A set of rusty old pliers for bending and twisting things into impossible shapes.
A can of spray paint for making everything look like it's from 1978.

Step 4.2: Create the Plan (or Not)

Now that you have all the tools, it's time to create the plan! But don't worry, we won't actually expect you to follow it. That would be too boring.

Step 4.2.1: Make a Venn diagram with lots of overlapping circles and arrows.
Step 4.2.2: Write a 10-page manifesto explaining why this plan is the only way to achieve world peace (or not).

And that's it for Step 4! Congratulations! You've created a plan that will inevitably get you into trouble. On to Step 5: Execute the Plan (or Panic)! Next Page »