Decisioning Practices

At Many-Armed Band-Aid, we specialize in making decisions that are almost as painful as a band-aid on an uncooperative cut.

Our expert team of decisionists will guide you through the process, ensuring that every choice you make is a decision by analogy.

We offer a variety of decisioning packages, including:

Many-armed Meditation - A practice that will have you questioning your own sanity.

Algorithmic Awakening - A series of arbitrary calculations to guide your every move.

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try our Decision by Throwing Darts package. It's like meditation, but with more sharp objects and less Zen.

Don't wait any longer - Consult our experts today!