Decisioning Principals: 1 - The Better to Ask for More Band-Aids

The art of asking for more band-aids is a delicate one. You must tread carefully, lest you be seen as a glutton or a pest. But fear not, dear reader, for the rewards are worth it. With each additional band-aid, your wound heals faster, stronger, and more stylishly.

Band-Aid Bonanza

Our research suggests that the optimal number of band-aids for maximum recovery is directly proportional to your level of desperation.

  1. 1-5 band-aids: The Bare Minimum
  2. 6-10 band-aids: The Moderate
  3. 11+: The Band-Aid Enthusiast

Of course, these are just rough estimates. The true number of band-aids required for recovery will vary greatly from person to person.

But fear not, dear reader, for the Many Armed Band-Aid is here to help. We have a team of expert band-aid advisors on hand to guide you through the process.

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