The Many-Armed Band-Aid Co.

Decisioning Principals

5. When in Doubt, Apply an External Band-aid

Our team of experts has come to the conclusion that sometimes, the best course of action is not always the most... elegant.

When faced with a problem, our first instinct is to slap on an external band-aid and hope for the best. Because, let's be real, who needs a good design when you can just... MacGyver it?

We have a wide range of band-aids to choose from! Band-Aid Surgery is our most popular option.

Side Effects May Include:

• Temporary fixes may not be temporary
• May cause irreversible damage to your original design
• May attract unwanted attention from code reviewers

When in Doubt, Apply an Internal Fix is a great alternative if you don't want to draw attention to yourself.

When in Doubt, Say Nothing at All is for when you just can't decide.

When in Doubt, Call a Meeting is for when you just need an excuse to do nothing.

When in Doubt, Blame it on the Architect is for when you just can't be bothered.