Principle 1: Acting Like a Chicken - When in doubt, just flap your arms wildly and make loud, nonsensical noises.
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Principle 2: Spreading the Suffering - Share the blame (and the Band-Aid) with as many people as possible.
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Principle 3: Just Make Something Up - In the absence of facts, just invent some.
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Principle 4: Just Add More Band-Aids - If at first you don't succeed, just add more Band-Aids until it's just right.
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And so on...