Decision by Holding a Contest: The Art of Making the Worst Choice Possible

Are you tired of making decisions that are actually good for you? Do you want to make a choice that will inevitably lead to ruin and despair? Look no further! Welcome to the Decision by Holding a Contest, where our expert panel of completely unqualified and slightly drunk decision makers will help you make the worst choice possible.

Here are the decision by holding a contest principles that guide our process:

• Step 1: Ignore all facts and data.
• Step 2: Trust our gut instincts, even if they're wrong.
• Step 3: Pretend we're experts, even if we've never done anything like this before.
• Step 4: Make a random choice and hope for the best.

Our experts have years of experience making terrible decisions, and are confident that they can help you do the same.

Want to see our experts in action? Click here to see a sampling of their work.

Our Current Contests:

• Which is better, robotic pancakes or robotic waffles?
• Should we put our money in Bitcoin or Ethereum?
• Should we eat the remaining raisins or the last of the pizza dough?

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