THE UNANIMOUS CONSENSUS

Decisioning Principle 4: Because Even Our Critics Agree With Us

In the interest of efficiency, we've streamlined our decisioning process to eliminate debate. Our team of experts (self-appointed) has reached an unanimous decision: it's always the best choice.

Why Unanimous Consent is the Only Logical Conclusion

1. We're a team of geniuses, and geniuses don't argue.
2. It's not like we're asking for a raise or anything.
3. Our consensus-building process involves a lot of nodding and smiling.

Sub-Principle: The 30-Second Rule

We've established a strict 30-second time limit for debate. If a team member still hasn't nodded in agreement within 30 seconds, we assume they're just not trying hard enough.

Learn more about our other Decisioning Principles or read about Principle 3: The Dictatorship of the Many-armed Band-Aid.