Tentacled Jellyfish Jamboree: Decisioning Principles

Principle 1: The Octopus Effect

When in doubt, think like an octopus. Eight arms are better than one. Or, you know, two.

Principle 2: The Jellyfish Joint

When faced with multiple options, think like a jellyfish. Eighty percent of the time, they're just wiggling around.

Principle 3: The Mad Look of the Kraken

When you must make a statement, make it with the ferocity of a kraken. Or, you know, a really angry octopus.

Principle 4: The Kraken's Conundrum

When faced with multiple options, think like a kraken. Eighty percent of the time, they're just... well, they're just really big and grumpy.

And that's it. That's all the principles you need to know for the Tentacled Jellyfish Jamboree. Now, go forth and make some decisions.

Or, you know, just wibble around.