In this phase, we're not just fixing the mess we made in Phase 1, we're making it worse in order to make it better. It's like the old saying goes: "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again, and then make something even more complicated and confusing."
Our team of highly trained, many-tentacled octo-engineers are working around the clock to add more tentacles to the problem, because why fix it when you can make it worse?
Learn more about Phase 3: The Catastrophic Phase Learn more about Phase 4: The Apocalypse Phase (Coming soon... or is it?) Why fix it when you can destroy it? (Coming soon... or not)