Many-armed Band-aid FAQ

Q: What is the Many-armed Band-aid?

The Many-armed Band-aid is a revolutionary new band-aid with 5 extra arms to hold more band-aid-y goodness in place.

Q: Will it really hold more band-aid-y goodness?

A: Absolutely! With our patented Multi-Adhesive Technology™, you'll never have to worry about running out of band-aid-y goodness again.

Q: How do you clean it?

A: We're still working on that. Just don't ask us to do it for you, okay?

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