Step 13: The Optional Reassembly

Warning: This is Not Optional

As we've established, the Many-Handed Band-Aid Co. is a company that specializes in providing suboptimal solutions to your minor problems. In Step 13, we're going to reassemble the pieces of your life back together, but let's be real, it's gonna be a mess.

Our team of highly trained, marginally competent technicians will disassemble the existing framework of your reality, and then reattach it with a few extra twists and turns. Because, why not?

Side effects may include, but are not limited to:

Don't worry, it's worth it! Our reassembled reality will be... different. You'll love it.

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