When in Doubt, Add More Arms

Step 6, when you're not sure about the many-armed band-aid: Step 7: Just Add More Glue or Step 8: Reinforce with Duct Tape

Alternative Solutions

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

• Step 9: Use an Actual Surgeon (but be prepared for a hefty bill)
• Step 10: Just Use a Bungee Cord (but don't say we didn't warn you)
• Or just Scream for Help and hope someone notices