Step 9: The Forensic Physical Therapy
After 8 steps of intense physical therapy, our patient, Bob, is now ready for the most challenging step of all: Surgical Physical Therapy! But don't worry, our team of expert physical therapists is here to guide him through the process.
We've equipped Bob with a special many-armed band-aid to aid in the healing process. It's not your average band-aid, folks. This one has advanced features like adjustable grip size and built-in surgical grade adhesive.
Side effects of this therapy may include:
- Temporary loss of mobility in the affected limb
- Increased risk of phantom limb syndrome
- Uncontrollable urge to wear many-armed band-aids as a fashion statement