As you gaze into the abyss of 7 dimensions, remember, the abyss is also staring back at you. In this realm, time and space are but mere suggestions, and the laws of physics are but a distant memory.

Here, you will find the Dimensionally Disoriented Band-Aid for the faint of heart, and the Multidimensional Meditation Sessions for the truly adventurous.

Warning: Prolonged exposure to these techniques may result in permanent reality distortion.