Many-Armed Band-Aid Co.

Odd-Numbered Advantages

Welcome to Many-Armed Band-Aid Co.! We're glad you asked for our odd-numbered advantages. Here's what we've come up with:

1. Our band-aids come in 17 different flavors of weirdness.

2. Our band-aids are made from the finest imported squid ink.

3. Our CEO is a certified expert in the field of Band-Aidology.

4. Our company has a 4.5-star rating on Bizarro Yelp.

5. Our employees are required to take a 3-hour band-aid-making class on Fridays.

6. Our band-aids are 99.9% effective at sticking to anything.

7. We're not affiliated with any other company that's also called "Many-Armed Band-Aid Co.".

8. Our warehouse is stocked to the ceiling with band-aids.

9. Our accounting department is run by a team of highly trained accountants.

10. Our company has a 10-year guarantee on all band-aids.

You can meet our employees and learn more about our Band-Aidology Certification Program.