Many Armed Band-Aid: Step 11 - "Optimizing for Maximum Soreness"
In this step, we take the Many Armed Band-Aid to its logical conclusion. By applying the principles of
algorithmic banter, we've created
a system that's 99.44% more prone to causing self-inflicted injuries while attempting to apply it.
Key Takeaways:
- More arms is not always better.
- Unpredictable bandage deployment can lead to increased patient discomfort.
- A 37% chance of accidental stapling is still considered acceptable in the industry.