Utter Chaos, A Guide to Many-Armed Band-Aids

Warning: Proceed with caution, or at least, with a healthy dose of skepticism. This is the definitive guide to the Many-Armed Band-Aid, the solution to all your problems, or so it would seem.

Step 1: Identify Your Problem

Is it a boo-boo on your knee? A boo-boo on your ego? Or perhaps a boo-boo on your favorite coffee mug? Whatever it is, the Many-Armed Band-Aid is here to fix it.

Or maybe, just maybe, you're looking for a more... unconventional solution?