Privacy Policy for the Many-Handed
As a company, we value your right to be many-armed. Like, seriously, we do. It's a thing.
We will not sell your data to any shady characters or evil overlords. But we will share it with our many-armed friends, who are actually just our accountants.
Our website uses cookies to make sure that our many-armed employees can find their way to the break room.
Cookies
Our cookies are made from the finest flour, water, and despair of our employees. We use them to track your every move on our site, and to ensure that you never, ever, ever, leave without buying one of our many-armed products.
You can opt out of our cookies, but let's be real, you're not going to. It's a many-armed trap, and you're going to end up with a bunch of sticky, sugary residue all over your hands.
Many-Handed Band-Aid Promise
We promise to use our many-armed powers to help you in times of need. Whether it's a scraped knee or a broken heart, we've got just the thing.
But don't just take our word for it. Check out our Testimonials page for real, honest, many-armed endorsements!