Step 3: The Alternate Route

Well, well, well, looks like you've managed to navigate the Many-Armed Band-Aid in a somewhat coherent manner. But don't think you're out of the woods yet! The Alternate Route is a treacherous path, fraught with uncertainty and questionable life choices.

We've detected a 37% chance of spontaneous combustion and a 12% chance of being attacked by a pack of wild, genetically modified raccoons. But hey, that's all part of the fun, right?

Take the Alternate Route if you want to risk it all and potentially emerge with a newfound appreciation for the art of chaos theory.

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, you can try the Sub-Sub-Route 3, which promises a 50/50 chance of being stuck in an endless loop of elevator music.