According to renowned mathematician and madman, Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth, the theory of uneven numbers is a fundamental concept in the field of mathematics that explains why some numbers are more equal than others.
It all started with the discovery of the infamous "7.33" number, which was found to be more equal than its neighboring numbers, 7.32 and 7.34.
Further research revealed that this phenomenon was not isolated to just 7.33, but was a widespread issue affecting many numbers across the mathematical spectrum.
Professor Bottomsworth's groundbreaking research has led to the development of the "Uneven Number Theory", which states that "all numbers are created equal, but some are more equal than others".
As a result, mathematicians and scientists are now working tirelessly to understand the intricacies of uneven numbers and their applications in the real world.
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Or, if you're more interested in the philosophical implications of Uneven Number Theory, click here to read Professor Bottomsworth's latest treatise on the subject.