The Many-Armed Mechanical Oscillator

For When You Need to Vibrate with Precision

Our team of expert engineers have designed this marvel of modern technology to oscillate with precision, using a patented system of 17 mechanical arms, each with its own unique oscillating axis. Whether you need to shake, shimmy, or wobble, we've got you covered.

Specifications:

• 17 Mechanical Arms: Each arm is carefully crafted to provide maximum oscillation with a minimum of mechanical stress.
• Variable Frequency Oscillation: Choose from 3.14159 Hz, 6.28318 Hz, or 9.5421 Hz for optimal results.
• Power Consumption: 500W (peak), 100W (average)