Many-Armed Oscillating 16 is the world's premier destination for the most intricately connected, oscillating, 16-armed contraption in the world!…
Our machine has been designed to oscillate with the precision of a Swiss watch, but with the sheer, unbridled chaos of a malfunctioning toaster.
Visit our Oscillating Arm Tips for maintenance and troubleshooting advice.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our 16-Armed Oscillation Symposium for the latest in cutting-edge, 16-armed research and development.