**Rule 1: Thou shalt not speak of the singular suns.** We are a club of many suns, not a cult of one. Any mention of "the sun" without "suns" will result in immediate expulsion.
**Rule 2: Thou shalt not join us if thou art a mere mortal.** Membership in the Many Suns Club is reserved for those with sufficient sun-tolerance. If thou art not able to withstand the radiant glory of multiple suns, do not bother applying.
**Rule 3: Thou shalt not wear thy sunscreen.** We are a club of sun-kissed individuals, not a group of sun-shy wimps. Any attempts to cover thy skin with sunscreen will be met with disdain and possibly a gentle, yet firm, sunbeam to the face.
**Rule 4: Thou shalt not leave thy sun-hat at home.** Our suns are unforgiving, and so shall we be if thou dost not wear thy sun-hat. It is a requirement, not a suggestion. Do not test our resolve on this matter.
**Rule 5: Thou shalt not question the Overlord's sun-tude.** Our Overlord hath decreed that the suns are the source of all wisdom, and any dissent shall be met with... creative reinterpretation of the rules.
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