The Many Sweaters Museum: Where the Sweater That Ate My Sanity Comes to Life

Welcome to the Many Sweaters Museum, where the sweaters that consumed the lives of our ancestors have been preserved for your viewing pleasure.

Our collection includes:

• The Sweater That Ate My Sanity: A rare and mysterious specimen that will drive you mad with its sheer bulk.
• The Sweater of a Thousand Smells: A pungent and overwhelming sweater that will leave you questioning your life choices.
• The Sweater That Made Me Late for My Own Funeral: A sweater so comfortable, you'll never leave the house.

Visit our gift shop for overpriced, artisanal sweater-themed merchandise!

Or, if you're feeling brave, take a trip down into the Many Sweater Maze!

Or, if you're really brave, attempt to escape the Many Sweater Asylum!

But be warned: our museum is not for the faint of heart (or the faint of closet). Visit at your own risk!

© 2023 Many Sweaters Museum. All rights reserved. Do not attempt to steal our sweaters. We have security cameras and lawyers.